Discussions over Tea (Of course, cutting maar ke)

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

SOCIAL DISTRESS : A Recipe for disaster


A recipe that the Government must follow when a city/town faces a dastardly terrorist attack.
  1. Select a terrorist organization to whom blame must be apportioned. The choiciest organizations are
    • SIMI
    • Lashkar-e-Toiba
    • Lashkar-e-Omar (LeO)
    • Hizb-ul-Mujahideen (HM)
    • Harkat ul Mujahideen
    • Jaish-e-Mohammad Mujahideen E-Tanzeem (JeM)
    • Harkat-ul-Jehad-i-Islami
  2. The CM of the state or one of his lackeys should offer to resign in the face of the widespread destruction caused.
  3. The Prime Minister/Home Minister/XYZ Cabinet Minister should condemn the attack and ask the CM to streamline security or come up with a disaster recovery plan.
  4. The CM should call a high level meeting to discuss the state of the state. i.e.
  5. A red-alert should be sounded in New Delhi and security should be tightened around all the ministers' houses.
  6. Suitable culprits should be made scapegoats in the entire incident - cops, security guards and intelligence agencies being the top choices.
  7. Last, but not the least, the Opposition party should call for a state-wide bandh to protest the inability of the government to protect it's citizens.

For more consistency, repeat till the plot thickens.

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